Hugo Boss Fashion Boxer Short

Hugo Boss is one of the names in designer clothes. The Boss brand is far from generic. In fact, you’ll pay a pretty price for the right to wear the brand. For the price, one would expect nothing but the finest quality, but expectations haven’t been met.

First of all, the label is very misleading. These underwear aren’t true boxer shorts. They’re actually boxer briefs… and even that designation is a bit of a stretch because the leg length is closer to that of a trunk.

The material is 100% cotton. Very soft and amazingly comfortable. This is actually the best part of this product.

The fit and over-all wearability of these underwear is abysmal. The legs don’t retain their shape at all. After maybe an hour or so, they begin to stretch, so much so that I’m beginning to see how one might want to consider this a boxer short. The waist isn’t much better. It constantly slides down.

The ride-up on this is outrageous. Someone, in their infinite wisdom, designed a seam that runs the full length of the seat… perfectly positioned over the crack of the ass, making a wedgie unavoidable.

Another curious WTF design flaw is a tag sewn into the waistband. There is a rather large, and very uncomfortable tag with care instructions that I simply had to cut out in order to even attempt to wear them. This was either someone’s idea of a sick joke, or an unbelievable oversight in the stages of design and development.

Support is almost non-existent, and only gets worse as the legs stretch and waist slips. I’m convinced no one actually tried wearing this product before releasing it for sale.

These were clearly designed for those who shop for name brands without any regard for comfort or functionality. Even then this product falls short. If appearance is all you’re after, there are much more flattering options out there. These underwear fail on all accounts and should be avoided at all costs.